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The Best Anti-Valentine's Day Songs

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It’s Valentine’s Day once again, and if you’re not into flowers and love hearts you’re probably going to spend most of the day feeling pretty grossed out by everything going on around you.

So we’ve put together a list of some anti-Valentine’s songs to rock while you’re watching a couple shove their tongues down each other’s throats.

This isn’t just for the singles – everyone is entitled to hate Valentine’s Day together.

Beyonce Single Ladies

Single Ladies – Beyonce

Beyonce’s ode to being a strong single woman was an instant hit. Also a good workout tune, if you need an idea for tonight’s single activities. Just go to the gym and release some endorphins.

Watch The Video For Single Ladies

Kelly Clarkson Since U Been Gone

Since U Been Gone – Kelly Clarkson

Shake off that terrible ex and learn to breathe again. Thanks Kelly!

Watch The Video For Since U Been Gone

Somebody That I Used To Know

Somebody That I Used To Know – Gotye and Kimbra

How relevant. It’s about a break up, and it just won two Grammys. One for the ladies and the gents.

Watch The Video For Somebody That I Used To Know

I Don't Need A Man Pussycat Dolls

I Don’t Need A Man – The Pussycat Dolls

The Pussycat Dolls weren’t exactly the most progressive band (only one of them sang and they mainly danced in their underwear) but I Don’t Need A Man is a definite girl power tune.

Watch The Video For I Don't Need A Man

Cee Lo Green Forget You

Forget You – Cee Lo Green

Been lead on? FORGET YOU! Or  F--- you. Whichever version you prefer.

Watch The Video For Forget You

We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together Taylor Swift

We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together – Taylor Swift

Taylor Swift’s life is basically a soap opera that she has invited us all to be part of, but We Are Never is the perfect song to scream along to in the car. What a chorus!

Watch The Video For We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together

Justin Timberlake Cry Me A River

Cry Me A River – Justin Timberlake

What do you do when you get dumped by Britney Spears? You write Cry Me A River.

Watch The Video For Cry Me A River

Carrie Underwood Before He Cheats

Before He Cheats – Carrie Underwood

In this tune Carrie tells you exactly how to get revenge on your cheating ex.

Watch The Video For Before He Cheats

Joy Division Love Will Tear Us Apart

Love Will Tear Us Apart – Joy Division

An absolute classic in the anti-Valentine’s Day department.

Watch The Video For Love Will Tear Us Apart

Nancy Sinatra Boots

These Boots Are Made For Walking – Nancy Sinatra

One of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you-  that’s right Nancy. Or Jessica Simpson, who had a hit with a cover of this song in the early 2000s.

Watch Jessica Simpson's Version Of These Boots

Lily Allen Smily

Smile – Lily Allen

It’s good to smile when you see someone crying. It makes you feel better.

Watch The Video For Smile



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