2009 Logie Awards Red Carpet: Top 11 Worst Dressed!
04 May 2009
The Logies, supposedly Australia's night of nights for TV, where our most acclaimed actors (or Lisa McCune or Rove McManus) are recognized by all Australians (that read TV week) for their exceptional achievements in TV over the past year.It's also an excuse to pay random celebrities piles of cash to attend an event they have never heard of, and for Australia's "A list" *cough* to wear hideous outfits in attempt to get their 2 minutes of fame on the red carpet and perhaps become more than just "whatserface's girlfriend off neighbours"...
With that in mind, here thehothits.com presents to you...
The Top 11 Worst Dressed, 2009 Logies Awards
(I didn't bother with a 'best dressed' list, for obvious reasons - eg. they're not nearly as fun...)
11. Jessica Mauboy: Her stylist should be shot for both her red carpet outfit (see below comment applying to Ricki-Lee) and that pot-bellied creation she wore during her performance. So should the person whose idea it was to leave poor Jess stranded on the roof of Crown Towers, all alone singing her little heart out in the freezing cold! Tsk tsk.
10. Sonia Kruger: She looks like one of those toilet roll doll things that your nanna has. And clearly she's been taking her hosting duties on image transformation/plastic surgery overhaul show '10 Years Younger in '10 Days' a little too seriously - hello Mr Botox.
9. Margot Robbie: As the ZZ Top song goes, "She got leggggsssss, she knows how to use them" but it's all bit too Vegas showgirl/magician's assistant for the oh-so-glamorous Logies red carpet. Short can be good if done correctly, but the overall look for this Neighbours starlet was generally skankalicious. No complaints about the handbag though!
PHOTO GALLERY: The 2009 Logie Awards Red Carpet!
8. Tasma Walton: "Oi Tasma, you forgot the bottom of yer dress!"
7. Ruby Rose: Kerri Anne's pre-loved Logies outfits cupboard is not where this Aussie it-girl should be sourcing her looks from. The hair is hottt and the dress would suit someone else, but the overall result is TOTES NOT HOT.
6. Susie Elelman: Ew, is she wearing a bra? Are we game to look closely enough?!? GROSSSSS!! My eyesssssss!!!
5. Myf Warhurst. Arrghhhhh, where do we start? The woman who was once the pin up girl for rock boys all over Australia has turned into this frumpy ill-fitted DISASTER. Me thinks the Triple M canteen should rethink their "meat pies only" policy.
4. Gretel Killeen: Gretzky aka Goblin Queen was rocking the "I'm-a-woman-who-just-turned-50-therefore-I-must-get-a-short-middle-aged-woman-'do" haircut. Her "radical new look" was not quite as tragic as her job hosting though, LOLZ.
3. Kerri Anne Kennerly: the phrase "mutton dressed as lamb" springs to mind. Oooh and that whole thing she was going on about with Carson in the ladies toilets about how it sucks she doesn't get sexually harassed any more? We don't wanna know Kezza.
2. Rikki Lee Coulter: Let's hope Kyle wasn't around to deliver one of his infamous "tuck shop arms" disses. Oh I totally went there.
1. Rebecca Gibney: I know you are supposedly an Australian screen legend (according to the highly respected broadcasting publication TV week anyway...) but back fat?? Eeeewww noooooooo!!!!
And there you have it!! Thankyou, thankyou very much...
Note: Unfortunately Gossip Bitch was unable to attend the Logies this year...as she was unfortunately not invited. Logies officials are encouraged to correct this horrendous oversight at next year's event.
Who do YOU think was best/worst dressed?
By Gossip Bitch
Comments (9)
you know, i think someone (gossip bitch) may just be a little jelous she wasnt invited AND that she knows she wouldnt look nearly half as good as some of these actors in their gowns. jelousy gets you nowhere gossip bitch
Posted by jahnah on 05 May 2009
dude what the hell? ruby rose lookedbeautiful in that dress on the logies night. i agree with jahnah, ur probably jealous
Posted by iamlinda on 05 May 2009
thats a little harsh
Posted by falloutfan24 on 05 May 2009
get a grip GOSSIP BITCH u r JEALOUS!!! heres my review of GOSSIP BITCH's crappy review 11. jess mauboy : who cares what shes wearing when shes singing the best song ever??? 10. sonia kruger: beautiful n that dress is way cute 9. Margot robbie : if u got the legs flaunt it 8. tasman walton : stunning dress, y were u even looking down there? 7. Ruby Rose: gorgeous dress for a gorgeous gal 6. susiew eleman : blends into the background, black shirt red dress camouflage!?! 5. myf warhurst: Meat pies??? wtf r u on about??? i think u day dream a little to much u obviously look way WAY WAY to hard 4. Gretel killeen: its her hair let her do what she wants with it!!! and i doubt shes fifty 3. kerri ann kennerly : shes older yes but ugly no as i said before sheis entitled to pick her own clothing 2. ricki lee coulter: blue suits her u probably have tuckshop lady arms 2... Oh i totally went there 1. REBECCA GIBNEY: mid 50's who in their mid 50's doesn't have back flabber?!? n u clearly must have gotten out a old lady magnifying glass to see back flabber through the unfocussed ness OH n BTW u didnt go there u said that b4 'member? forgetfulness comes from being to old and HARSH!!!!
Posted by petrina on 05 May 2009
Im so affended and im not even big. you disgust me. Take this stupid post down. you dont sound smart and your not funny. Its inhuman to judge people the way you have. They are all way more beautiful than you and more succesfull because all you can do is judge people on your stupid computer. what has this society come to .
Posted by shmaterz on 05 May 2009
gossip bitch calm the f*ck down! ok i agree with you on some of them, but Ricki Lee tuck shop lady arms? she has a healthy body weight, and tuck lady arms? i think not! and back fat, at least she is 'ageing' gracefully and not having every part of her body antigravitated. you took it too far gossip bitch. forget gossip, thats just bitchy.
Posted by NoRegrets on 06 May 2009
you're really good at perpetuating unhealthy (read: stick thin) stereotypes to women. I hope you feel good about yourself
Posted by ashleeruth on 06 May 2009
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Posted by Gossip_Bitch on 07 May 2009
Hey guys, just wanted to point out i was in no way trying to perpetuate stereotypes about women having to be stick thin, etc. My opinions are completely the opposite and i think it's gross how girls are expected to look a certain way. However girls need to dress to suit there body (eg. Ricki Lee) and many of these girls did not do that! Rickie-Lee is a gorgeous curvy girl but she shouldn't have been wearing what she did - it made her look a lot bigger. That is all - play on!
Posted by Gossip_Bitch on 07 May 2009
